Typically I couldn’t care less about a celebrity visiting a
restaurant especially when that celebrity in question is, for all intents and
purposes, a washed up child star. However, I have to admit that Britney Spears
was part of the reason that I was driving from McComb to Osyka, Mississippi for
lunch at Nyla’s Burger Basket. Of course, I get mildly interested when anyone
takes the time to designate one particular burger as his or her favorite, all
the better when that person has a history of stabbing cars with an umbrella.
I’ll spare you the details of the kitchiness inside Nyla’s,
just be prepared to come face to face with a lot of Britney memorabilia.
Personally, I was more concerned about choosing what I wanted for lunch and
taking advantage of the wifi. At&t isn’t known for quality coverage but
reception was practically nonexistent in this tiny Mississippi hamlet.
As you might expect for a restaurant in Mississippi, Nyla’s
is known for their fried food, specifically their onion rings and Cajun fries.
Since I’m never one to turn down the prospect of a well-fried onion ring, a
basket of Nyla’s specialty was first to my table.
Golden brown and not the least bit greasy, these onion rings
truly highlighted the inherent sweetness of the onions.


However sweet the onions may have been, the flavor of these
rings was otherwise bland. A few shakes with the salt shaker perked them up a
little bit, but not enough to do these rings justice. I tried dipping them in
the accompanying ranch dressing, but the thick and slightly tangy taste
completely overshadowed the onion.
I’ve had mixed experiences with battered French fries and
Nyla’s only adds to that confusion. Thickly sliced, battered, and barely fried,
these fries had an alarmingly small amount of browning.

The Cajun seasoning was also in short supply. What actually dominated this basket was a dozen or so pillow soft and bland potato sticks
After trying and subsequently ignoring the sides, it was
time to turn my attention to the star of the show, the cheeseburger.


I do have to give Nyla’s credit, they serve up a burger with
an excellent bun to patty ratio. Sadly, outside of the proportions, this burger
was a heaping helping of banality.


The patties were overcooked with a nondescript taste that
was begging for the most basic seasoning of salt and pepper.
Fortunately, Nyla’s figured out one way to solve the problem
of overdone beef, liberal amounts of mayo and melted cheese. This trick is like
a band aid on a bullet wound but it’s better than nothing.
I wish there were nicer things to say about Nyla’s Burger
Basket. It’s a nice, homey restaurant
with pleasant service in a small town, but I was more than irritated that I
drove 20 miles out of my way to try such a lackluster burger not to mention
frankly terrible French fries. At the very least, the onions rings aren’t half
bad, but I suppose this is what I should expect when I look to Britney for
guidance.
1071 Second St., Osyka, MS 39657 // 601.542.5032



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