Last weekend I was hanging out with my friends Alvin and Kate, when we started talking about hamburgers. It just so happened that we had all heard about hamburgers called Juicy Lucy’s or Juicy Loosey’s, essentially two patties sealed together with a piece of American cheese in the middle. It sounded like something worth trying, so that Saturday evening we got to work.
I had an online recipe to follow but, for the life of me, I can’t find it anywhere on serious eats.
Starting with 3 lbs of ground beef, I added 2 tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, and fresh ground pepper.
From there, Alvin and I started making the beef into patties.
Here was our fatal error. For these burgers to work, we needed an incredibly thin patty, something we didn’t think about.
We decided to try one per the recipe’s instructions.
Folding the slice of cheese twice, I put the cheese in the middle of the patty, and then put another one of top.
The idea is to seal the patties together, making a single mega-patty, fully of processed cheesy goodness.
Because I find American cheese bland and boring, we decided to make the rest of the burgers a little differently.
With Kate’s jalapeno handiwork and some thin slices of pepper jack cheese, we soon had the rest of the burgers ready to fold.
After a few minutes of knitting together patties, we had 8 burgers ready for the grill.
With a nice hot grill surface, I was ready to start cooking the burgers.
They were looking pretty good so far.
After the first flip, everything was going well.
Unfortunately, we soon had evidence of cheese leaking everywhere.
I got the burgers inside.
Unfortunately, the first bites revealed the horrible truth. We had made our burgers too thickly and the inside was still quite underdone.
I was tired of being eaten alive by mosquitoes outside, so I decided to finish the burgers off on the stove with a cast iron skillet.
With a few more minutes of cooking under their belt, I decided to try one of the pepper jack & jalapeno burgers
Later on, the three of us decided to try out the original recipe burger.
I’ll concede that the American cheese works best for this recipe. It’s un-natural goodness was oozing everywhere.
Still, even with the nicely melted cheese, I was completely underwhelmed.
Oddly enough, while we were trying our burgers, we were watching an episode of Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives about the home of Juicy Lucy’s. The owners of the